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And now the exciting conclusion of A Jedi Walks into the Church of Scientology or (Le Fun Le Shame). Recap: We left our thwarted pinball wizard savagely pulled in opposite extremes–ripped between the glory of  victory and unspeakable shame. also… for those of you new to the site: here is a refresher of our goals: Making Fun Together Graffiti artists don’t say, “I’m going to go ‘graffiti’ that wall.” They say, “I’m gonna go tag that sh!t.” You are the wordy hellion. My blog, your walls. Tag my posts with your nouns, verbs and colorful vernacular. Fill in the blanks and hue the story with your wit, humor, sass, or dark voodoo magic. Rate other tagger’s wordsmithery, and we’ll collaborate to...

Okay, kittens! Here is a refresher of our goals: Making Fun Together Graffiti artists don’t say, “I’m going to go ‘graffiti’ that wall.” They say, “I’m gonna go tag that sh!t.” You are the wordy hellion. My blog, your walls. Tag my posts with your nouns, verbs and colorful vernacular. Fill in the blanks and hue the story with your wit, humor, sass, or dark voodoo magic. Rate other tagger’s wordsmithery, and we’ll collaborate to choose the best “tag-libber“ (tag+ad-libber… duh) of the day. Well..let’s be real…sometimes it might be every other day. Wordsmith Wizards GO! *Tag-libbing best done after a few mimosas and/or bloody marys. Today we embark on Part One of a scene we’ll call Jedis and L.Ron Hubbard. when you see this guy:   that...