Sponge Bob _______ My Mom’s World.

I __________ Language Arts

Goddag ________

Congrats to Patrick, Elizabeth, Mandy, Jonathan, Monica, and Agent Slackerman!!! You guys are some funny S.O.B.’s

Education leads to INTOXICATION  by PATRICK

Give me my horses so that I may WEAR MY CHAPS by ELIZABETH

I love you TAKE YOUR pants off by Mandy

…it’s driving me to we TO WEAR MY SHORTUROYS TWO SIZES TOO BIG. by Agent Slackerman

STAY by  LISA LOEB – Monica

…knocking at my GITMO. by Agent Slackerman

I froze in complete KAKA and HORROR… by Jonathan

Good job guys!!!! You will always be winners in my book.

Recap: We left our thwarted pinball wizard savagely pulled in opposite extremes–ripped between the glory of  victory and unspeakable shame.

also… for those of you new to the site: here is a refresher of our goals:

Making Fun Together

Graffiti artists don’t say, “I’m going to go ‘graffiti’ that wall.”

They say, “I’m gonna go tag that sh!t.”

You are the wordy hellion. My blog, your walls. Tag my posts with your nouns, verbs and colorful vernacular. Fill in the blanks and hue the story with your wit, humor, sass, or dark voodoo magic. Rate other tagger’s wordsmithery, and we’ll collaborate to choose the best ”tag-libber“ (tag+ad-libber… duh) of the day. Well..let’s be real…sometimes it might be every other day.

Wordsmith Wizards GO!

*Tag-libbing best done after a few mimosas and/or bloody marys.

Today we embark on Part One of a scene we’ll call Jedis and L.Ron Hubbard.

when you see this guy:   that means it’s your cue to come up with your favorite word to plug into that moment in the scene.  Use the comment section to give us your best and/or most ridiculous word choices. May the force be with you.

Who is the bestest script writer assistant?!

Making Fun Together

Graffiti artists don’t say, “I’m going to go ‘graffiti’ that wall.”

They say, “I’m gonna go tag that sh!t.”

You are the wordy hellion. My blog, your walls. Tag my posts with your nouns, verbs and colorful vernacular. Fill in the blanks and hue the story with your wit, humor, sass, or dark voodoo magic. Rate other tagger’s wordsmithery, and we’ll collaborate to choose the best “tag-libber“ (tag+ad-libber… duh) of the day. Well..let’s be real…sometimes it might be every other day.

Wordsmith Wizards GO!

*Tag-libbing best done after a few mimosas and/or bloody marys.

Today we embark on Part One of a scene we’ll call Jedis and L.Ron Hubbard.

when you see this guy:   that means it’s your cue to come up with your favorite word to plug into that moment in the scene.  Use the comment section to give us your best and/or most ridiculous word choices. May the force be with you.

Graffiti artists don’t say, “I’m going to go ‘graffiti’ that wall.”

They say, “I’m gonna go tag that sh!t.”

You are the wordy hellion. My blog, your walls. Tag my posts with your nouns, verbs and colorful vernacular. Fill in the blanks and hue the story with your wit, humor, sass, or dark voodoo magic. Rate other tagger’s wordsmithery, and we’ll collaborate to choose the best “tag-libber“ (tag+ad-libber… duh) of the day. Well..let’s be real…sometimes it might be every other day.

Wordsmith Wizards GO!

*Tag-libbing best done after a few mimosas and/or bloody marys.

Alright… let’s start this experiment with a little practice babysteppin’… (stay tuned for part 1 of maiden voyage script)…

Use the comment section to Fill In the Blanks on the following bathroom graffiti!

Winner gets a sharpie and a Theo’s chocolate bar Sam May Juneman scored on her dumpster diving adventures!